Jonah

decaffinatedplease:

I think one thing we can all agree that the Harry Potter movies got right was the design of the Dementors because jesus christ

(via brookie77kookie)

Whats the worst thing that happened to you during sex??

prettyboyshyflizzy:

chick was riding, then was tryna get off she fell back down my dick went sideways all the way down i thought it was over for my winky was sore for like a week then everything was good whew

sociolab:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via modern-man-hustle)

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers. (Non negotiable)

I’m in your top 10! Bitchin.

Uhhhh.

I like my girlfriend quite a bit (If that counts about myself), my height, my dark skin for maximum sunburn protection, my house, and my music. 

(I wasn’t gonna negotiate)